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Uteisms
Here is the list we gathered that I made the book from - add more as you think of them!
of course, "..and the hell knows what" was a key one that was missed!
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Ute,
These are just a few of the funny and lovely things we have fondly remembered you saying in classes over the last year. It’s just one of the many reasons why you have been such a wonderful and entertaining teacher and why we will all miss you so much.
Medicine class ’07
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“Ute like hooter!”
“You are bloody lucky I’m a bloody foreigner!”
“Codeine Phos-fart”
“You naughty boy… I’ll smack your bottom!”
“Pro-ti-eens”
“Beer is…Yum Yum Yum!”
“When I knit my exams”
“After chewing, your food forms a bollocks in your mouth” (bolus!)
“I’m so curious about those sperms… the poor things are still looking for something..”
“Gill, you have very nice cleavage today!”
“The poor little men only have 2 functions”
“Naturopathic trips”
“When I give free advice I get more points put up in my heaven account”
“Give the patient a lager dose”
“Let your good bacteria fall on a nice bouncy castle of food, not a lake of acid or they will hurt their little feet”
“St Johns Wort is not effective in Ibiza and Mallorca”
“My home computer juggles the slides and plays games with them during the night”
“I have lots of clever books on my shelf”
“Ebony coast” (Ivory coast!)
“Tiredness is the pain of the liver sufferer”
“The problem is always before the place of congestion”
“Where juices flow, stones will grow”
“Bitter herbs make juices flow”
Doing the “Whore MOT’s” at the Dermatology hospital in Germany
The horny female tutor that Ute used to work with who was in an electric wheelchair. The male tutors used to hear her wheelchair coming and run away because she was so horny!
Ute recalled how she told her maths students her sexual fantasies
of course, "..and the hell knows what" was a key one that was missed!
........................................
Ute,
These are just a few of the funny and lovely things we have fondly remembered you saying in classes over the last year. It’s just one of the many reasons why you have been such a wonderful and entertaining teacher and why we will all miss you so much.
Medicine class ’07
x
“Ute like hooter!”
“You are bloody lucky I’m a bloody foreigner!”
“Codeine Phos-fart”
“You naughty boy… I’ll smack your bottom!”
“Pro-ti-eens”
“Beer is…Yum Yum Yum!”
“When I knit my exams”
“After chewing, your food forms a bollocks in your mouth” (bolus!)
“I’m so curious about those sperms… the poor things are still looking for something..”
“Gill, you have very nice cleavage today!”
“The poor little men only have 2 functions”
“Naturopathic trips”
“When I give free advice I get more points put up in my heaven account”
“Give the patient a lager dose”
“Let your good bacteria fall on a nice bouncy castle of food, not a lake of acid or they will hurt their little feet”
“St Johns Wort is not effective in Ibiza and Mallorca”
“My home computer juggles the slides and plays games with them during the night”
“I have lots of clever books on my shelf”
“Ebony coast” (Ivory coast!)
“Tiredness is the pain of the liver sufferer”
“The problem is always before the place of congestion”
“Where juices flow, stones will grow”
“Bitter herbs make juices flow”
Doing the “Whore MOT’s” at the Dermatology hospital in Germany
The horny female tutor that Ute used to work with who was in an electric wheelchair. The male tutors used to hear her wheelchair coming and run away because she was so horny!
Ute recalled how she told her maths students her sexual fantasies
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Permalink Reply by Jo Harper on -
If you don't like the mark I gave you (Assignment), come and see me in the break. I may have been in a grumpy mood when I marked it.
Ruth, how do you say that?
How do you know all these things already? You are all so marvellous.
I can just imagine how he smells, bloody great!
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